Prologue anthology

.No Longer Human (maybe)


"I did it... Yes! I DID IT!!"
Was what i heard as i woke up for the first time in my life.

"Its alive! She is alive! SHE IS ALIVE!!"
The voice came from someone, wearing a long white coat,  with a little trinkets on his neck, and a glasses hanged in front of his eyes.

It was a man. I don't know him, but i know he is. I don't know how i know, but i know.
He is a human. And i'm afraid, i'm not.



. Just ask Google
Hi, i'm Google.
My fullname is Google Searcher, middlename unincluded.
I know, say no more.
I used to hate my parent for this.
I mean, who wouldn't make fun of such an amazingly modern comedic name?

Well, i used to.



. Forbidden to love


"I know this is sudden, but i love you."

"Go to hell."

"Since the first time i saw you, i just....."

"Eat shit."

"Well, i know you prefer women, but i believe this won't be a problem."

*spit

"I can't help it, you know?"

"Just hurry up and kill me."

"I love you."

"Go **** yourself."





. Healthy Man

They said that, "revenge is a dish best served cold." 
But, nah, i'm a healthy man, i prefer it as warm as possible.
But i am also a coward, i don't wanna get hurt. That is why, i always make sure i won't get hurt, they won't hurt me, they can't hurt me. 


So, "dead man tell no tale" right?

. Potato!!

Well, this is sudden, but i'm dead.
Ever heard of solanine? It's something contained in green potatoes.
And apparently, that's how i died.
And apparently, i still have some regrets.
Though, i don't know how being a ghost would help.




. Skipjack

I hate tunas. And all other fish in general. Except catfish. Catfishes are delicious.
Especially when they are submerged in a bucket of seasoning, fried till they're crispy. "Oh sole mio!" They are the best.

Especially specially, if it's that guy's cooking. That guy who open his stand every thirteen on the calendar. With a limited stock of the best chosen catfishes. And his secret seasonings. 

Once you take a bite, you can't go back.