I caught a skyfish

It was a bit sudden. I know. I was surprised too.

One morning. I woke up. Yawn, stretched. As i stretched, i usually make a some kind of grabbing gesture, i don't know, it's a some kind oh habit. It's not like i'm trying to catch something, but, damn, i never thought i would catch a skyfish.




Ever heard of skyfish? Well, that's the way most Japanese call them. Westerner usually refer them as 'rod phenomenon'. Just google them. In every photo, they look like a rod with flappy frills. The scientific reasons was quite good. But people used to said that it's because they are moving so fast, they can't be seen by humans. Crazy right?  won't believe it if not for this thing in my hand.

Ah, it flapped. Sorry, dude, i won't let you go. Yes, i am evil. All humans are evil. Just their degree of evilness is different. And i'm not that bad at evility. Hehe, evility, that sounds quite good. They should make that an official word. But later, after i tell the world of your existence. After i present you to the world as the finding of the century. After you become my stepping stone to success. Yes, my dear, you are going to be famous, and i'll be rich.

I need to take a photo of you, first. Yeah, a phone camera should be enough. But where the heck is my phone? Now that i see it, my room is pretty messy isn't it? I am a messy person, but i don't break vases, or spill waters all over the place. From the look of it, are you the one who did this? Damn, it'll be a hassle. But, well, i got an unidentified mysterious animal in the palm of my hand. I guess it's all good. But where the heck is my phone!?

It's not under this blankets, not in the boxes, nowhere on me. Ah, there it is. My beloved cheap Chinese-made phone. Oh, my. Finally. Yes. It is my time. You will be famous, and so am i. I need o keep you. Well, maybe after this, i'll buy a reinforced cage. Or aquarium? I don't know, you're a skyfish, i know. But what are you? You got this strange wing, tubelike body... Dude, you are an UMA. Scientists should do a research on you. Well, after they are pay me a handsome sum. Mwaha. Mwahahaha!
Ahahahahaaaa!!! Argh!?

DON'T RUN AWAY!! Since when? No, this is a crisis. I must do something. Wow, am i thinking in a plit second just like those movies? Graggh! Focus! Do something!


Proof! Yes! I'll proof your existence through my camera! Yes! Open screen-lock, open camera, loading... Gahk! You're getting faster aren't you? But i'm ready! My camera is ready!

TAKE!!!


...Yes, you got away.. BUT I GOT A PHOTO PROOF!!! YEAH!!
Now, i'll just upload you to my blog. Yes, where i my laptop? Ah... there it is...

Eheehee. AHAHAA!! YES!! BEHOLD!!......NO!

THIS ISN'T A FAKE!! NO!!! BELIEVE ME!! NO!!!! NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!